God bless the USA! Only in America would we celebrate a holiday in which 95% of us havent the foggiest fucking clue as to why we celebrate it!
Was it for Mexican Independence? Texas' freedom? A martyred hero? Love? Shamrocks? Corona Lights?!?!
Who the hell knows and who the hell cares? It's Cinco de Drinko and us Yanks can toss em back like Aussie's in heat and Germans invading. Any time you give our repressed nation a reason to get crazy, we soak it up like a Protestant sponge and run with it.
(I'm in a good mood because for the first time in weeks, I did not wake up with a migraine this morning. I must admit taking time away from my blog due to this pain and lack of ability to concentrate- and for that, I apologize. I'm in talks now about going to see a specialist for my headaches, and hopefully my writing will no longer have any further interruptions. I'm riding a wave of creative energy at the moment and I must share it with the world!)
I had more than one reason to celebrate this weekend. My friend Danny came to visit and we had a lervly weekend of poolside yumminess, drinks, dancing, and all around debauchery. Fuck kids- I really miss that guy. #partnerincrime #foreal
I was saddened that I am not yet a Fitzgerald, Sedaris, or Rockefeller at the moment and was unable to whisk myself off to the GLAAD Media Awards in New York City this past weekend. My most favouritest celeb and singer #Kylie Minogue was there and performed- get this- LIVE and A CAPELLA with the audience!!! No sets, no costumes, no back up dancers, NOTHING. Other than the crowd and KYLIE!!! She even got danced on a table top!!!!!!!!!!
I had my self a little accident in my undies upon seeing the greatest pop star on earth OWN it! It might be tres gay, but I dont care. I love her. I love that I got to see Danny this weekend. I love that I got to work and made some money this weekend. I'm grateful my headache is gone today and here I am alive, well, and able to write again!
Happy Cinco de Mayo e'ryone! Cheers indeed!!!
