Tuesday, March 4, 2014

How to get your HOOK-UP to leave in T-minus 10

Ever have one of those sitches where you are just so over the trick that you invited over to fuck?

Sure you were desperate, horny, single, and lonely... So you invited someone over only to want them the fuck outta your house stat?

Yes, you are too single to outwardly kick them to the curb before you have sex, but not too single to be over them the second they arrive?

What's a fella to do when one wants a trick to fuck off?

I can think of serveral assertive ways to say "later" to your liaison, but one way always gets the message across without hurting feelings. After all, that loneliness you felt that lead you to invite this person over is bound to return in a few months or just long enough to allow you to forget why you never call said hook-up in the first place.

I call it The Shower Method.



Nothing says "I wanna wash that man right outta my hair" than springing up outta bed right after doin the dirty and heading to der douche.

The shower method consists of just that- jumping, no...LEAPING outta bed like a gazelle on the Serengetti the second your sex is sucsexful.

And if they follow you in, be sure to say that you have further plans for the evening that involve a shower/shower.



Once they wash away their own sins and exit the bath, there is really not a lot to do in your empty flat but sit there and wait. 

That's when the fun begins. At this point, you need to take the longest lingering shower of your life to the point that they get the hint and announce their departure.

I find this method to be great because you don't hurt anyone's feelings, you wash away your own indiscretions, and you basically, indirectly -but voluntarily-ousted them from your house without speaking a word.

What happens if/when they just won't leave? 

I haven't gotten to that yet, as the Shower Method has proven time and time again to be tried and true. 

Triflin' tricks and their trickery!