Friday, March 28, 2014

England is so gay!

Full marriage equality arrived today in the motherland!

Lgbtqiatuvxyz people are now able to wed in jolly old England. 


Signed last summer by the Queen while sealed and delivered by Prime Minister David Cameron, the law officially lifted the ban England had on marriages starting today. 


Cheers to our lovely mum Britain for helping set an example to the Commonwealth and the world. 

(Though you did let France beat you with this one, you are still beating out Deutschland, so that is something. :) )

Hopefully America and Australia will use your country as an example and progress on our own.


Tom Daley- I know you are 4, but now we can legally wed. 



Just putting it out there, prince Harry. Just puttin it out there!


Daniel Craig? Shaken, not stirred.






Monday, March 24, 2014

Malaysia flight/ Histories Mysteries

Apparently the Malaysian Prime Minister has just announced that the flight that has been missing since March 8th crashed into the Indian Ocean and they have satellite data to prove it.

Was I the only one that was kinda secretly wishing that someone had actually hijacked Malaysian flight MH370 so that there might possibly still be signs of life?



I really had hoped that they had been taken to some abandoned Maldivian air base and were being held captive.

May those lost RIP and their families and friends finally have answers to such an awful tragedy.

Such a loss.





Friday, March 21, 2014

#Michigan for the win!!!

Just a short time ago today a judge ruled that the state of Michigan's marriage equality ban is unconstitutional!!!



A federal ruling today in Detroit by Reagan appointed Judge Bernard Friedman crushed the 2004 ban on Marriage equality. In his ruling, Justice Friedman said:



"After reviewing the evidence presented at the trial, including the testimony of variousexpert witnesses, the exhibits, and stipulations, and after considering all of the legal issuesinvolved, the Court concludes that the MMA is unconstitutional and will enjoin its enforcement.



No where is it mentioned whether or not the Judge will implement a stay on his decision, though the governor of the state has filed for an emergency stay upon asking for an appeal of the decision.

Fingers crossed for the Wolverine state!!!





Thursday, March 20, 2014

Poor Mr. Phelps

I just got word that Fred Phelps, founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, has died.

Of course, my lgbt friends and allies have taken to social media to slam Phelps and say things like "rot in hell" or "good riddance" to a man who founded the extremely conservative church- whose members often picket the funerals of fallen soldiers and gay people.



I do not find solice in slamming the dead for their sins. My thoughts are that the man is gone from this earth and his actions will ultimately be what he is remembered for and judged for.

While many opposed his actions, he was still a person. A father. A son. And a person. Any loss of life in my book, even for someone like him, is sad.




Just remember that his actions helped start an LGBT community center across the street from the Westboro's main church in rural, conservative Kansas.


His followers put discrimination and hate monguering on the national news. Do we owe him a service for picketing funerals and lgbt people? No, but his church did put a face on modern bigotry. 

My thoughts are this: a faceless enemy is much harder to fight. I think his efforts of cruelty, hatred, and name calling helped catapult the lgbt rights movement because it gave a face to all the negativity we have encountered as a minority.

And the news gave he and his followers- and typically WHAT or WHOM they were protesting- a national and often times world-wide spotlight.

Can he take credit for this? Not necessarily. But I still find it hypocritical to be uttering the same hate rhetoric at a dead man that he and has followers have used against us so many times. 

Let us not forget that this man died alone- excommunicated by the church he founded and loved, and disowned by his son and immediate family.

Hate vs hate doesn't accomplish anything. Only love conquers hate. I do not love the man Fred Phelps was on this earth, but I do not condemn him either.

May he rest in peace.

Love conquers all.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

SEXERCIZE



Hot on the high heels of her first single from her new album Kiss Me Once, Kylie Minogue just released her seductive soon to be second hit "Sexercize" and the sultry music video featuring Kyles rubbing up on another chick!!!

Just a day after Kiss Me Once was released in America, Kylie dropped this sickeningly spicy number written by the one and only and fellow Aussie Sia. If "Sexercize" and "Into the Blue" are indications of what's more to come, then we are ready.

Further tracks by the one and only Pharrell to come? Yes please! We'd be HAPPY to hear the two of you make sweet music together any day, Miss Minogue.

As far as the rest of the album is concerned? Bring it Kylie. We are ready to head into the blue with you!






Monday, March 17, 2014

St. Patsy Day/Kylie day!



Hey ya'll- hope all of my fellow Angels survived the earthquake this morning. 

(I was sleeping like a babe when I heard it rolling through. I say up in bed, and then that Shamrock Shake happened. Luckily every little quake like that helps with the pressure. And it was only a 4.8? Sheesh!)

I don't have any official plans on this day when Americans wear green, get shwasted, and pretend to celebrate their Irishian heritage.

But, today I must so one thing: I must head to Amoebe Records as the new Kylie Minogue CD Kiss Me Once is out for purchase today! 

Cannot wait head Into The blue and get my mits on that mofo!






#Kylie #IntotheBlue


Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

How to get your HOOK-UP to leave in T-minus 10

Ever have one of those sitches where you are just so over the trick that you invited over to fuck?

Sure you were desperate, horny, single, and lonely... So you invited someone over only to want them the fuck outta your house stat?

Yes, you are too single to outwardly kick them to the curb before you have sex, but not too single to be over them the second they arrive?

What's a fella to do when one wants a trick to fuck off?

I can think of serveral assertive ways to say "later" to your liaison, but one way always gets the message across without hurting feelings. After all, that loneliness you felt that lead you to invite this person over is bound to return in a few months or just long enough to allow you to forget why you never call said hook-up in the first place.

I call it The Shower Method.



Nothing says "I wanna wash that man right outta my hair" than springing up outta bed right after doin the dirty and heading to der douche.

The shower method consists of just that- jumping, no...LEAPING outta bed like a gazelle on the Serengetti the second your sex is sucsexful.

And if they follow you in, be sure to say that you have further plans for the evening that involve a shower/shower.



Once they wash away their own sins and exit the bath, there is really not a lot to do in your empty flat but sit there and wait. 

That's when the fun begins. At this point, you need to take the longest lingering shower of your life to the point that they get the hint and announce their departure.

I find this method to be great because you don't hurt anyone's feelings, you wash away your own indiscretions, and you basically, indirectly -but voluntarily-ousted them from your house without speaking a word.

What happens if/when they just won't leave? 

I haven't gotten to that yet, as the Shower Method has proven time and time again to be tried and true. 

Triflin' tricks and their trickery!




Monday, March 3, 2014

#Oscars

I thoroughly enjoyed the Oscars yesterday- probably because everyone that I wanted to win, did.

That is, except Idina Menzel. Someone should have shot John Travolta for butchering her name. Was it a Teleprompter fuck up? Anyways, shame on Ellen or no one correcting his blunder on what should have been a high for her. Otherwise, I loved the show. 

Jared Leto: we love you. (Mathew, not so much. I don't think you mentioned AIDS and HIV once in your speech)


Best acceptance speech of the night goes to the Belle of the Ball: Lupita!





This made me laugh out loud:


This pic will be historic. 


Other than that. You didn't miss much. Oh. 

12 Years a Slave beat Gravity. 

The end.