Saturday, November 23, 2013

Koelen vs the Bidet


Yes this just happened. 

We all know that everyone poos, but not everyone has a fancy bidet laying around to clean their cornholio.

Just now I had my first experience and can I just say that I now feel clean as a button!

It was most certainly an interesting feeling at first, but when the water got warmer, it felt like a small bit of heaven between my cheeks!

Now I'm clean and ready to hit the streets of Roma on my last full day in Europa!