Friday, September 26, 2014

The RIM JOB heard round the world

Yes, I went there ladies and germs. And so did ABC's new Shonda Rhimes show:

How To Get Away With Murder



Last night I, too, was one of 14 million people who turned in to the first episode of this juicy legal drama starring Viola Davis as a law professor who's tactics are a little more Scandal than they are Grey's.



One of the best features of the show? The gay character Conner Walsh played by actor Jack Falahee using his seduction techniques to get information and get "ahead". Which led to ABC's shocking gay-sex reveal: they virtually showed Conner giving a rim job--something never seen before on cable TV. 






Something like lickin' booty has been previously reserved for networks like HBO and Showtime on shows like True Blood, Queer as Folk, or maybe even Game of Thrones. But ABC? I cannot imagine the conservative backlash the network will get for showing two naked men kissing in bed and eventually one running his tongue down the other's back to his crack...



But god bless ABC! Sex is sex. Sex is life. Sorry folks, but a lot of people enjoy rimming-- both giving and receiving. Straight and gay. Come on ladies: your Samantha is mere inches from you starfish--you're meaning to tell me your man never slipped and ended up in the nether-region by mistake? Or maybe he just likes rimming you? OR better yet--you like rimming him?



Let's face it. Getting your ass eaten out and tongued-out feels good. It's pretty much the most intimate act you can perform on a person. 



Maybe seeing the act on TV in homes across America will help our puritanical nation wake up and realize: 

Hey! It's just sex! We can all start tongue punching away. Just make sure it's a clean salad you're tossin' before you start dining at the butt-buffet!



Now eat my ass!






#DIMU